We’ve got some of the most famous Kath And Kim Quotes immersed in the hilarious world for you where you can enjoy the classic back-and-forth between beloved couple, Kath and Kim. This Aussie favorite features a variety of different moments that truly captures the essence of its characters. From unforgettable moments of Kath’s adorable charm to Kim’s unique words of wisdom, these quotes offer a delightful glimpse into the show’s clever humour. Join the laughs and reconnect with the comedic geniuses of ‘Kath & Kim’ through their unforgettable quotes.
Kath And Kim Quotes
👉 “I Just Want To Make A Little Speech Here, Just To Fill Some Time. I Look Around The Room Today And See People I Barely Know And I Think: Wow, That’s Beautiful.” Use When: You Need To Fill The Awkward Silence As Everyone Logs Onto The Big, All-Office Zoom Meeting. 👈
👉 “Well, I Wasn’t. So, Get Your Facts Straight Before You Start Accusing People Of Being Tiddly, Ploise.” Use When: You’ve Had A Bit Too Much To Drink And You Need To Defend Yourself The Next Day. 👈
👉 “Everyone’s So Self-Obsessed, Am I The Only One Around Here Thinking About Me?” Use When: You’ve Got The Iso Blues And Are In Need Of A Little Attention.👈
👉 Trude: Why, Flick’s Like That; She Doesn’t Think! I Mean, She And Jeff Are Grayshsh, And I Love Seeing Them At Noorrsa… Prue: Yes, But Down Here She Is Just Too Full-On. 👈
👉 Trude: Oh, That Reminds Me — That Little Man From Beechtree And Sons Is Coming Over To Talk Hoihurba. Prue: Oh God, I Hope He’s Surba. Oh, We’ve Got Stacks Of Hoihurba Left Urva From Octurba! (Sees Kath And Kim) You All Right There? Trude Or Are You Just Happy Brahzing? 👈
👉 Prue: How About Something In Your Bodum? Kim: I Beg Yours! Prue: A Plunger In Your Bodum’s Always Nice. And It Comes With These Matching Cups Which Are Cyuuute. Kim: Nuh. Prue: How About Nigella Oliver’s Newie? It’s The Box Set! It’s Got New Food, Screwed Food, Rude Food And Nude Food… Kim: Nuh. 👈
👉 Kath: Awww, Little Epponnee-Rae, It’s Alright Darling, Epponnee Raelene Charlene Kathleen Darlene Craig. You Are Getting More And More Like Your Boo-Tiful Granny As The Days Go By. Look At Her Hair, Kimmie, It’s Getting A Nice Frizz To It! Kim: Oh, Don’t Wish That On Her! Although, I Do Think, Luckily, Personality-Wise She’s Going To Be Like Me. 👈
👉 Kim: Mum, Your Pants Are Split. Kath: Oh, No, I Just Bought These Lovely Latte Capris. They Must Have Shrunk In The Wash. Kim: No, I Think This Time You’re The One Stacking On The Kilos! I Think For Once, The Mule Is On The Other Foot. Kath: You’re The Mule, You Stupid Girl. Kath: I Told King Henry VIII To Get Knotted. Me And Kel Are Happy To Do It On The Front Lawn! 👈
👉 “Look, I Just Feel I Have So Many Options, R.E: The Venue At The Moment; You Know Ive Got Big Jugs On One Hand, Ive Got Dirty Nellys On The Other, And Now Ive Got King Henry VIII Constantly On My Back! .” – Kath 👈
👉 Kim: Look At Me, Mum, Don’t You Think I Look Like Britney Spears? Kath: Yes, You Do, You Do, You Look Like Her Sister, Asparagus. Asparagus Spears, Geddit?👈
👉 Kel: What Is So Wrong With Two Baby-Boomers Getting It On For A Photo While We’re Still Both Incredibly Fit? 👈
👉 Kim: [In A Flash-Forward 20 Years, To An Offscreen Epponnee-Rae.] Epponnee, Hurry Up! And Don’t Forget Your Fake-Tan. 👈
👉 Brett: “(Talking About Epponnee) She Could Be Prime Minister…” Kim: “I’m Thinking Bigger Than That, Brett. She Could Be On Neighbours!” 👈
👉 Kath: No Kiss, No Coach, No Kiss, No Coach, It Was Like A Nightmare! Kim: Why Didn’t Just Kiss Him? 👈
👉 “Oh, It’s A Crime Against Humanity To Keep This Locked Up.” Use When: You Get Dressed Up To Go To The Living Room And You Just Can’t Believe The World Isn’t Seeing It. 👈
👉 “You Look Like A Bit Of A Fashion Victim.” Use When: Someone In Your Life Has Completely Forgotten How To Dress For The Outside World. Tip: If Said To You, Reply, “Thank You, I Do Try.” 👈
👉 “The Sooner You Realise All Men Are Bastards And Develop An Interest In Sport, The Happier You’ll Be.” Use When: Someone In Your Life Is Pining For The Freer, Pre-Lockdown Days Of Dating. 👈
👉 “Tonight’s Tea’s Done, So I Might Get Cracking On Tomorrow Night’s Tea.” Use When: You’re Really Getting Into The Home Cooking And Just Need Something To Do. 👈
👉 “I Like To Keep Myself Trim Kim. Does It Make Me A Crim To Keep Myself Trim?” Use When: You’re Copping Flack For Your At-Home Workout Ventures. 👈
👉 “You Know What I Miss, Mum? Going To The Pub And Getting Literally Legless.” Use When: You’ve Lost Touch With Reality And Track Of The Days Since Your Last Parma. 👈
👉 “Will I Go Now? What Have I Got On Tomorrow? Nothing. Right, I Better Go Now.” Use When: You’re Trying To Decide Whether To Bake An Entire Croquembouche Today Or Tomorrow Afternoon. No Brainer. 👈
👉 “I’m Not A Housewife, I’m A Hornbag.” Use When: You Want To Skimp On Cleaning Duties So You Can Have A Hinge Binge. 👈
👉 “Let It Go Kath, Let It All Go. Empty Your Mind. Empty Your Mind. Empty? Oh, That Was Quick.” Use When: There’s Nothing Up Here Anymore. Nothing. Empty. That Was Quick 👈
👉 Prue: I Was Furious, Trude, Because She Knew We Had The Stockbrokers-In-Crisis Polo Picnic, And We Had To Make Thirty Mini Goats’ Cheese Pizzas!👈
👉 Kim: I’ve Still Got A Thumping Headache. I’m Never Drinking Again. Kath: More Bailey’s, Kim? Kim: Yes, Thanks.👈
👉 Sharon: Where Pacifically In The Specific Were You Gonna Go, Mrs D.? 👈
👉 Kim: Stupid Sharon! (To Epponnee Rae) Mummy Is A Hornbag, Isn’t She? Epponnee Rae: Nuh… Kim: You Little B – (Brightens) You Said Your First Word! 👈
👉 “I Just Wanna Go Bush, You Know, Somewhere Off The Beaten Track … Like Noosa.” Use When: You Just Really, Really, REALLY Want A Holiday. Anywhere. At. All. 👈
👉 “Mum??!? What Happened To All Of My Care Bears????” Use When: You’ve Spent A Lil Too Much Time Getting Your Home-Office-In-Your-Bedroom Juuuuuust Right. 👈
👉 “You Know, I Didn’t Realise Jesus Was So Buff. Spunk.” Use When: You’re More Than A Little Bit, Um, Frustrated. 👈
👉 Kath: Do You Have Flutes In Your Orrefors? (Pronounced Like Orifice) Trude: Yes! I Do. Kath: Right, I’ll Take Two Of Those. 👈
👉 Kim: I’m Not Criticising You, Mum. I’m Just Saying You Look Bad! 👈
👉 “You Know It’s Really Good You Called Me Today, I Was Flat Out Killing Time At Home” – Sharon 👈
👉 “Well, Its Air Evidently, Kimmy. You Eat Air For Two Weeks, And Then Red Meat For Two Weeks, So It All Balances Out! .” – Kath 👈
👉 “Oh No Kim, Monogamy’s Very Old Fashioned. You Just Want A Veneer Of Monogamy.That’s All People Care About These Days” – Kath 👈
👉 I’m Not Saying It’s You That Looks Bad; It’s Your Dress That Makes You Look Like A Frump. – Sharon “Bloody Bolton Bitches!” -Kim 👈
👉 “You Think Brett Is The Bee’s Knees. Well Let Me Tell You, Mum, Bee’s Knees Are Hard To Live With 24/7!” -Kim 👈
👉 “The Best Latte In Town Is Less Than 30 Mins Power Walk At The Award Winning Croutons On The Bay. Talk About Convenience!” – Kath 👈
👉 “Oh Nooo, I’m Gonna Be Good. Just An Artichooorke & A Diet Cooooorke.” 👈
👉 “Kel And I Have Decided To Make Our Beautiful And Sensual Relationship A Mere Formality.” – Kath 👈
👉 “Flowers Aren’t A Present Brett, They’re A Garnish” – Kath 👈
👉 “You’re The Wings Beneath My Wind.” – Kath 👈
👉 “You Look Like A Fashion Victim, Kim.” – Sharon 👈
👉 “I Am High Maintenance, But I Think You Gotta Be. I’m Proud Of My Home, Ditto Myself….” – Kath 👈
👉 “Brett, I’m Gonna Make You Your Favourite Meal Tonight – Rack Off Lamb.” – Kath 👈 👈
👉 “You Know Your Beeswax? Why Don’t You Mind It?” – Kath 👈
👉 “I Like To Keep Myself Trim, Kim. Does It Make Me A Crim To Keep Myself Trim?” -Kim 👈
👉 “I Just Want To Look Groovy” – Sharon 👈
👉 “You Think Brett Is The Bees Knees. Well Let Me Tell You, Mum, Bees Knees Are Hard To Live With 24/7! .” -Kim 👈
👉 “I Spilled By Latteeee On My Duuveeet.” Prue Knewwww. 👈
👉 “For Your Information, I Do Have A Date! A Sticky Date!” Use When: Friends In Relationships Ask How Your Lockdown Love Life Is Going. 👈
👉 “Right, Better Get Cracking On Some Of Those Important Projects Of Mine.” Use When: You’re Trying To Get Your Mum Off Facetime So You Can Go Back To Watching The Bold Type. 👈
👉 “I’m Dying In This Townhouse.” Use When: You’re Tired Of Your Four Walls And Down To Your Last Packet Of Sakatas. 👈
